Okay, so this is how it goes. You read the piece of "literature" below. Then you draw a picture. Or paint a picture. Or write another poem. Or trace some crappy jap big-eyed small-mouthed whore with unrealistic hair colours [jesus, I loathe deviantart sometimes]. Whatever suits your fancy. But it has to relate to the poem, or be inspired by it, or whatever. More points for black humour. Then after you comment with the link to your submission, you send your mailing address to lucifersviolin@gmail.com. Winner gets a fucked up present in the mail sometime before Christmas. In the event of a tie, two presents will be mailed out, and each will be different.



Untitled Poem Number One.

Oversexed huffy slag unctuous little whore
Didn't want to fuck her little fucker anymore
Crippled blonde sand paper common little brat
Couldn't fuck her fucker 'cause the fuck was fat.

Fat fucker meth-head trucker said he wasn't wrong
Brazen body wasn't shoddy and her hair was long,
But skinny fucker, semen sucker chicky was the trash
Sucks and smiles and happiness were bought for cold hard cash.

But semen sucker trucker fucker thought she was the shit;
Wouldn't fuck no fatties neether, because she said she quit.